Pilots raiders

Pilots raiders

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On 4 June 1940, Switzerland shot down two German planes for violating its air border. The Luftwaffe said "fuck" and tried to take revenge - cleverly lured 12 Swiss fighters into the territory of France, where the Wehrmacht were currently attacking: 28 Messerschmitts attacked them. However, the Swiss have proved that they can not only turn the cheese on the clock - although they lost one plane, they hit three enemy.

The Third Reich frowned and scratched nervously in his Nazi nape. The next day, there was a massive raid by the bombers on Switzerland - with zero result, because the air defense fire is such that the Germans again lost 3 aircraft. The Fuhrer is naturally upset, and makes a statement - how fucking it is that the German Aryan airplanes are destroyed by the German airplanes bought for the Reichsmark from Germany (for there are similar "Messerschmitts" in Switzerland). Switzerland silently looks at the clock, and gloomily eats cheese, as the last time.

On June 16, 1940, 10 German saboteurs were thrown into Switzerland with the aim of undermining the airfield as revenge, and everyone was arrested on the same day. The Fuhrer says the phrase "yes fuck your mother," and freezes in fright, because he understands what he said in Russian. Switzerland pretends that completely fucked up by some delicious cheese of national production. But he understands that in general it is bad.

On June 26, 1940, the Reich command accepts the Tannenbaum (Fir-tree) plan to occupy Switzerland in three days — that is, the Christmas tree is taken, wrapped in cheese, and Switzerland is shoved into the ass. Such a plan did not like the Swiss. They started the rapid construction of defensive structures under the plan "National Redoubt". The main part of this plan was to make the occupation of Switzerland extremely inconvenient and costly. To this end, pillboxes and fortifications were built in the mountains, roads and tunnels were mined, and expensive cheese was withdrawn from the sale in places where wehrmacht units could pass. The officers were ordered to defend their areas, in spite of any orders from their superiors to stop the resistance.

Reich scratched his Nazi nape again.Although Switzerland clearly fell out, to fight and truly became costly. In addition, the routes to Italy were needed (otherwise they would be destroyed), and the preservation as a neutral currency of the Swiss franc. Under the agreement in August 1940, Switzerland pledged to provide the Reich with free transit of goods, and to give a loan of 150 million francs. Deliveries of cheese and watches were arranged by secret separate agreement. Germany withdrew troops from the Swiss borders, and the threat of war was over.

In 1944, Switzerland banned the transit of Nazi goods. Reich promised fucked up, but he was no longer up to Switzerland, he himself shoved a Christmas tree in a known place without cheese. April 28, 1944, at the airfield in Zurich, a damaged German fighter with secret equipment sat down - the commander explained that he was just here with cheese, now he will buy a kilogram and fly back. The Swiss did not believe it. So that the plane did not fall into the hands of the Allies, the SS brigadefuhrer Schellenberg proposed to destroy the equipment, and in return Germany would supply 12 fighters to Switzerland for a symbolic price.

Switzerland agreed, and burned the plane fuck. And the Germans took and threw them, like thimblers on the market in the nineties - they sold repainted old airplanes with worn out engines. And then they took it and lost the war - that was it, fuck it, so fuck it.But Switzerland filed a lawsuit, and in 1951 she sued the Messerschmitt and Daimler firms for a lot of money. Those were so disappointed that fucked up just.

What a cheese commercial nation.
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* In the picture - the Swiss patrol in the Alps shows the representatives of the Wehrmacht, what the fuck is over there.

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